This isn't what you think it's about...

I hope Pea is never enticed to make conversation where conversation isn't intended to be made.

Is this weird?  I think this is weird.  Tell me this isn't weird.  But even if you say this isn't weird, I will still think it's weird.

Oh, and this is your official T.M.I. warning.

I was at work yesterday, and I had to attend a sit-down "Business Meeting" in the men's room, if you catch my drift.

Hey, I said TMI, so you had fair warning.

Anyway, as I was tending to the last order of business on my agenda, the feller in the meeting room next to me was also closing his meeting.  Just before he adjourned his meeting (aka flushed) I heard him say, and I quote, "Ahhhh, that's better."

THAT'S WEIRD, RIGHT?  I mean, c'mon, I didn't need to hear that, nor did the other gentlemen in their meetings at the time.

Saying that, at that moment, implies that you were in some sort of discomfort or distress for an extended period of time, and quite frankly, that thought is far worse that hearing you comment on it afterwards.

Ladies, I don't know what things are like in your meeting rooms, but in our neck of the woods there's no place for joviality and rhetoric.  You go in, do your business in silence, and get out.  Bing, bang, plop, boom.  That's it.

There has to be order in society!  Talking in the men's room, even if it is a quip to yourself, well that's anarchy, plain and simple!

So to you, mystery talker, I say this: you may not be able to keep your pants zipped up when you're in the mens room, but you can certainly keep your mouth zipped.

Good day.  I SAID GOOD DAY!

I may not know what I want my Pea to become, but I hope she is never enticed to make conversation where conversation isn't intended to be made.

PS - I dare any one of you to defend the potty talker!  I DARE YOU!